Adam and Eve virus:>
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus:>
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:>
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus:>
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
The MCI virus:>
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Elvis virus:>
Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
Government economist virus:>
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
Nike virus:>
Just Does It!
Right To Life virus:>
Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
Ted Kennedy virus:>
Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.
Texas virus:>
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
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