Monday, March 9, 2009

Most Harmful Viruses


Adam and Eve virus:>
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.


Airline virus:>
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.


Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:>
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.


AT&T virus:>
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.


The MCI virus:>
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.


Elvis virus:>
Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.


Government economist virus:>
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.


Nike virus:>
Just Does It!


Right To Life virus:>
Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.


Ted Kennedy virus:>
Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.


Texas virus:>
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

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